Thursday, January 24, 2013

Oh Yeezy...

Kanye's latest venture into high farrrshion get-up sits somewhere between Inspector Gadget and the Ninja Turtles. I think you should stick to making them phat beats, mate. 


Monday, January 21, 2013

4 fictional apps every twenty-something needs

1. The Executive Decision Maker App. Feeling indecisive and slightly freaked out about what to do with your life? Whack your options in and let it make all those scary choices for you!

2. The Hide All Instagram Posts featuring nail art, ab-selfies, mirror-selfies, food porn, inspirational quotes, screen shots of the weather, aeroplane wings, sunsets et al app. This genius invention manages to filter out social media's biggest cliches.

3. The Witty Banter App. Lacking textspiration but wanna charm the pants off a potential suitor? For just 99 cents you'll make that chump pee their pants from excessive LOLing.

4. The Here's What You Should Cook For Dinner Tonight App. More often than not I CBF to look up healthy recipes and resort to the 'ol faithful meat and three veg. Enter aforementioned app, farewell bland town, hello delicious and nutritious meals! In fact, I'm sure this already exists I'm just too lazy to look it up, unless there's an app for researching apps?



Saturday, January 12, 2013

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Let's talk about Harry Styles' tatts

Harry Styles continues to add to his extensive collection of questionable tatts, most recently inking a ship on his arm. Haz then goes on a romantic holiday with his main squeeze, T-Swizzle, and takes off his shirt to catch some Caribbean rays. 

Tay Tay reportedly breaks up with the 18-year-old dream boat and flees the island. Coincidence? I think not. 

Look mate, I know you think it's edgy and rebellious but your tattoos look more like a random array of scribbles from a school girl's diary. No wonder Taylor bounced. 

Your surname is Styles and I think you need to honour that. Your body is not a wall for scribbling on. I predict a lot of painful laser sessions in years to come (surely that love heart on your shoulder has got to go first?). I'm sorry I sound like your mother. FYI, I am only 24 - totally in your dating range. Your cut-offs late '30s, right?

Anyway Haz, if you want a bad boy hobbie go smoke a joint with Justin Bieber and Lil Twist. Babes love bongs! KIDDING, if you want street cred, just go party with Leo. 



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