Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Don't Try This at Home

For those of you not familiar with the term Tlogger [adj; tosser blogger], I bring you exhibit A. The Tlogger can be found on almost any blawg. Just look at this preppy, young chap I stumbled upon today, displaying classic Tlogger symptoms. Blatant self-take in the mirror? Check. Pouty expression and awkward pose? Yep. Wanky and predictable caption to accompany the photo, subtly implying one's superiority to their readers? Yah huh. Ross Gellar, is that you? 

Ps. slippers are for babies and old people. No one asked if you got them for free and we don't care about your outfit. I'd be more interested if you smeared poo on your face and wore a soiled wig. So why don't you blog about that, k bebes?

"Yes, I was lucky to get these for free, but that shouldn't discount the fact that they're beautiful shoes for a great
price. If I'm not still wearing these a year from now you
can call me out on it."

Do Try This at Home

Thank you Alex Tobin for introducing me to Handmade Ryan Gosling. If you haven't already, check it out here. So very funny. In dedication to the Hey Girl phenomenon, I decided to make my own Ry-ry (below) and you can too! All you need is access to Google images and Paint and voila, your very own dream boy who likes browsing Etsy and baking cookies just as much as you! 

Back to Work Blues?

Just press play and commence smiling.... now! SBTRKT, even though you think you're above using vowels, you're alright. 

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

What Did You Learn At Work Today?

I learnt when you type 'Sarah Jessica Parker' into Google, images of horses are just as prevalent as actual photos of her. She's certainly the hottest horse-lady I've ever seen. 

Ps. I don't just google celeb names for gags. I was quadroople checking the exact spelling of her name and making sure there were no fancy hyphens (what did subbies do before Google?)

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