Saturday, August 13, 2011

Hipster Rage

Definition: the overwhelming feeling of anger when in a room with too many hipsters. Similar to vodka rage, hipster rage renders one inconsolable and stabby. Will start to shout things like, 'WHY HAS SYDNEY BEEN INFESTED WITH SO MANY HIPSTERS? WHY? WHY? LOOK HOW THEY ALL DANCE LIKE ZOMBIES, THEY'RE NOT EVEN HAVING FUN." 

The best remedy for hipster rage is to dance all up in their grill, Elaine Bennis style and watch them freak out. Alternatively you can flee the premise like my sister did a few weeks ago, followed by this text - 'sorry, I just had to get out of there. Too many God damn hipsters.' Classic.

Have you ever experienced hipster related rage?

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