ME: No, they're doves James, not chickens. Gosh.
BROTHER: That dress is a bit old lady-ish too.
Well there's a nice hard dose of reality. While you think your outfits are fashion-forward and edgy, most normal people probably think you just look like a try hard dickhead. Dress wisely, people.
|For inspiration on what not to wear - Fashion Cats, in all good book stores meow.|