Sunday, May 15, 2011

Things I Should Know By Now

  • How to open the child proof lid on the Listerine bottle. 
  • Don't walk and read MX on the way to your platform. You will crash into angry commuters. Nay, don't read MX.
  • How to reverse park.
  • There's no point having a flash phone, you will only break it. $40 Nokias are preferable. Not the best way to earn street cred, but whatevs, at least I can play Snake 2. 
  • Don't wear your new suede booties to house parties. Furthermore, don't wear your new suede booties when dancing outside in the garden. Otherwise they'll end up like this.

Thank God for magical shoe cleaners! These babies have been rescued from their trauma.

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