Oh hai André Leon Talley! I know you're a Vogue boy and all but what the frock are you wearing there buddy? It's the Met Gala! It's the fashion world's night of nights! Is it a mape? Is it a dressing gown? I'm confused. I know you're all about the wacky dressing but this makes me want to vom vom. No more words needed to describe this atrocity. Ok, maybe two - moo moo.