SPOTTED: last Friday morning, on the train to work. A mysterious commuter wearing a black cape and, wait for it, A SCREAM MASK. Casually reading the newspaper like it was no big deal. Umm excuse me mate, YOU'RE DRESSED AS A MURDERER! Oh yeah, just off to work in my death get up. As you do.
Being the shameless type, I whipped out my camera and took a sneaky snap. It was just so bizarre. Considering how sensitive we are when it comes to the T word these days, I have no idea why anyone in their right mind would jump on public transport dressed as Mr Stabby Scream Man.
This photo is pretty crappy and doesn't do him justice but you can spot the prolonged Scream chin. It was mighty odd! Man, there are some crazies out there!
When I got to work and told the office, a colleague said he'd seen other Scream clad people in the city too. If anyone knows what the frock this was for, some sort of slasher movie convention perhaps, let me know!