LOST: The back cover to my mobile. It could still very well be on the dance floor of The Beresford, along with some of my dignity. Poor Mr Nokia, I'm going to have to get crafty with the masking tape.
FOUND: A ginormous bruise on my leg, that I somehow acquired on Friday night and I have no idea how? Does anyone have any recollection of me falling over, or climbing trees, or doing split leaps? It's mighty impressive and I need a story to back it up!