Max (feline, not human) was so kind to drag in a dead rat last weekend. I'm sure he had the best intentions at heart, it was probably a present to show how much he loved us. James was the only one home and did a brilliant job on damage control, calmly tending to said rat and disposing of the mess.
It's very lucky we have a teacher in the family to remind us of our good deeds. This isn't the first merit certificate to appear on our fridge from Ed.