A new batch of people arrive at the hostel....
ME: Hmm any hotties?
INGA: Nah, they're too global trecker.
ME: Yeah, you're right. Like look at me, I have dread locks and wear tie dye.
INGA: And I just refuse to wear shoes.
ME: And I have to travel with my guitar, I'm so cultured.
INGA: Or my ukelele.
One Hippie Global Trecker gets closer and turns around, we see he is actually carrying a guitar on his back. Cue the fits of laughter.