ME: I had the biggest stack last night in front of Inga and Braz. I was running up the drive way and slipped on wet leaves. It wasn't just a little stumble, it was an epic tumble. I'm talking legs in the air, ripped pants, bruised leg, type situation. The headlights of their car caught me in all my glory.
SHAN DOG: At least it was in front of good friends and not a guy picking you up for a hot date.
ME: True dat.