ME: Do you know I actually contemplated wearing sneakers with my work clothes this morning? I know it's a big no-no but my normal shoes would have gotten ruined if I walked to the station in this torrential rain...
BROTHER: I would have thought less of you.
ME: Me too.
BROTHER: And you would have to live with the fact you wore sneakers with work clothes for the rest of your life.
ME: I know, thank god you're driving me to the station. Thanks.