Saturday, May 8, 2010

Contractual Obligations of a Father

- Always draws you simplified maps because you suck at reading street directories (these are also known as "Daddy Maps").

- Cooks you a hot breakfast every weekend.

- Untangles all of your jewellery.

- Super glues your broken shoes back together.

- Let's you put anything you like in the shopping trolley (even beauty products).

- Keeps the cupboard well stocked with salt and vinegar chips.

- Cooks delicious dinners, even after a long day at work.

- Deciphers cryptic letters from the bank and other scary corporations.

1 comment:

  1. Well said. I love those maps. Can't wait for Sunday dinner!


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