Saturday, April 10, 2010

A War of Words

FRIEND OF A FRIEND I'D MET ABOUT 5 MINS BEFORE: (as he hits me over the head with his hideous sloppy joe): You're voice is hurting my ears.

ME (as I take his jumper and hit him back): You're face is hurting my eyes.

And that's why you shouldn't bother talking to surly wankers at Establishment.

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