Totes: abbreviation of totally, I lurrrrve this word. I started using it as a joke, but now it's part of my vocab. I think on average I'd drop about x15 tote bombs a day, it's a filthy habit.
Deffers/defs: abbreviation of definitely, I defs can't shake this one either.
Oh Em Gee: as in Oh My God.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaarlink: I use this word when I'm imitating snobs. It must be done in a Prude and Trude voice.
Yes, I am a product of the times.