Don't you reckon these days everyone is a DJ? Or a budding photographer, or an artist of some sort?
And look, I'm not dissing their skills. I'm sure 99% of them are genuinely talented. But I find it quite hilarious how many professional cameras you see dangling around people's necks.
All you need is a laptop to mix your sweet beats, some cheap decks off Ebay to pump out your home made tunes and a little bit of dosh to buy your whiz bang camera and black rimmed glasses. Now even your Simple Simon can be a pensive, alternative type.
Just add skinny leg jeans (maybe even a mohawk if you're feeling totally wacky) and a satchel to garnish. And voila, instant personality!