Since when were red heads a lesser 'race' that shouldn't have sex with each other? IT'S JUST A FUCKING HAIR COLOUR. I am genuinely jealous of all the gorgeous shades of red out there. I would kill to have red hair and cringe when derogatory jokes are made about it.
Now this campaign has been launched, all of a sudden people are acting shocked and offended. They are jumping on the "let's not pay out red heads" bandwagon. But let me assure you, I am not one of those pretenders. No siree. My family and friends can back me up on this one. My love affair with red hair stems back to childhood when I wanted to be just like Ariel the Little Mermaid (quite possibly The Hottest Red Head of all Time). I always get furious whenever someone rips red heads and I had a massive crush on one of the most beautiful people (inside and out) I've ever met in my life. Who happens to have a lovely mop of yummy red hair.
So beautiful red heads, I say screw those hairist (racist: but towards red heads) bastards, embrace your amazing locks and please make lots and lots of babies (preferably with me).