Last night I (ashamedly) paid TWELVE DOLLARS for a fucking glass of mediocre champagne at "The Club"... I don't care the place is swimming with models, and they make you line up like a filthy pleb for 45 minutes just to get in. No matter how trendy the flavour of the month is, they should never charge twelve bucks for the house champers.
But hey, I was thirsty and feeling like an uber pleb around the models so I choked.
"The Club": 1
And surely they could have thought of a better name than "THE CLUB", perhaps Poser Central would be more fitting.