Do they offer Diplomas in jhoozhing / frou-frouing / fluffing / making things pretty? Because I suck at it.
I can't tie Tiffany bows, I can't wrap presents, I can't channel my inner Martha Stewart.
I am an eternal grub. I don't have that anal retentive gene that makes things sparkle.
I wrap birthday presents with Christmas paper, I leave coffee circles on tables, I will always have a stain on my clothes by the end of the day, I buy make-up from the supermarket, I have chipped nail polish and uneven eyebrows.
There's lots of things I can do, but prissy presentation just ain't one of them. But I like a challenge and am determined to refine my skills (or lack thereof). Watch this space. Who says you can't teach an old slob new tricks?
I think Annabelle Brennan BA. in Media & Cultural Studies / Dip. Jhoozh (majored in bow tying, sub-majored in present wrapping) looks quite fancy pants.