My brother James, of "Don't Drink Tomato Juice" fame, regularly cracks me up. At only 14 I think he would make a very good stand up comedian.
The other day he was telling me, "There is this girl in my class, I just can't stand her. She asked our daggy 40 year old teacher if he knew who David Guetta was. She thinks she is sooo cool but she is just super mainstream!"
I wish I knew what super mainstream meant when I was 14. I was probably too busy listening to my Christina Aguilera and Bardot CDs.